Transcription: Hi, it's me. We just got back from E3. I entered the Star Fox tournament and I got beat immediately by some guy who just blew me up immediately because I suck at Star Fox. What else did I lose at? I lost at the Street Fighter tournament as well. Some crazy idiot savant with all these bizarre aerial combos killed me. What else did I lose? I lost at Bingo. I was playing Bingo with my mom the other night and she beat me at Bingo. Then I was beaten by a red headed step child. It's been one of those months for me. I've just been beaten constantly. But the issue is a winner so check out the rest of ...